Analysis Paralysis Club
Analysis Paralysis Club
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The data aren't wrong. There just isn't enough yet. For the scientist who knows that more information is always the answer.
Made from soft, premium ringspun cotton (heather colours contain polyester). Fits true to size (size up for relaxed fit). Printed locally in Canada or the US (1-2 business days), depending on your location. Ships in 2–5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
For the best fit, measure the chest width and length of your fave tee. See Size Chart (opens in new window).
For a more relaxed fit, size up.
- S: Chest width: 18" | Length: 28"
- M: Chest width: 20" | Length: 29"
- L: Chest width: 22" | Length: 30"
- XL: Chest width: 24" | Length: 31"
- 2XL: Chest width: 26" | Length: 32"
- 3XL: Chest width: 28" | Length: 33"
* Note: Chest width is measured flat across from left to right. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the tee.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- To keep your tee looking new, flip it inside out before washing.
- Hang to dry or tumble dry on low heat.
- Avoid bleach, drycleaning, and ironing directly over the printed area.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Get FREE shipping when you order 2 or more tees.
For single-tee orders, flat rate shipping applies (Canada: $8.99, USA: $4.85).
Estimated Delivery
Your tee will be made to order in Canada or the USA (depending on your location). Orders are typically processed and shipped within a couple days. Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for delivery.
You’ll receive tracking information by email.
Returns & Refunds
We offer a 30-day, money-back guarantee. If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or incorrect, we’ll replace it free of charge, no questions asked.
For all other issues, please contact support@thelabcult.com within 30 days of purchase, and we’ll make it right.
Made for those who never stopped asking questions.
💡Wear Ideas, Not Logos
Our tees are made for scientists, students, and curious people who would rather ask questions than follow the crowd. They’re perfect for you if:
- you cite your sources
- you prefer data to anecdotes
- you think curiosity deserves better merch
☁️ Super Soft & Comfortable
Our unisex tees are made of high-quality, breathable materials, so they're great for daily wear. They fit true to size and are sure to become part of your regular rotation. Details:
- 100% US-grown combed cotton*
- pre-shrunk fabric
- durable print
*Heather colours contain polyester
✨ Science Meets Style
Most science shirts look like conference freebies or gag gifts. Ours don’t.
They're designed with intention to transition seamlessly from the lab to the street.
🌎 Printed, Packed & Shipped in North America
Your tee is made to order, not mass-produced and left sitting in a warehouse.
Orders are fulfilled in either Canada or the USA, depending on your shipping destination, so you don't have to worry about duties or surprise fees.
🙋 Need Help?
Questions, issues, or sizing concerns? Email us at support@thelabcult.com and we’ll get back to you within 48 hours.
For bulk orders, custom requests, or affiliate inquiries: info@thelabcult.com.